================================================= Expat Worlds Monthly Digest ================================================= December, 2002 Vol. 4, Issue 8 .....IN THIS DIGEST..... ==== THE STORY =================== (Compliment from the Expat World Newsletter) -=Become a Blueblood=- ==== EW SPECIAL ================== -=Available Titles=- ==== HUMOR, TRIVIA, NEWS AND MORE... == -=Trivia=- -=News Story=- -=Traveller's Tales=- -=Jokes=- ==== THE RESOURCE TIP ============= -=Spamgourmet - Email Address For Your Spam=- ==== INSIDE THIS MONTH EXPAT WORLD == -=Table of Content=- ==== THE STORY ================================== BECOME A BLUEBLOOD NOBILITY TITLES AT DRASTICALLY REDUCED PRICES Very Special Closeout Offer from EW - Limited Time Offer This is a special offer you won't want to miss - and it comes once in a lifetime. Our titleman in Europe has sold out his business and in the process of retiring has given the lot to EW to offer to his worldwide client base. Some are very impressive titles at unbelievably low cost. As you may remember, our title man many times bought titles in bulk for resale. Buying in bulk reduces the costs and EW is now able to pass on to you our titleman's savings. You will find the prices on this sale cheaper than you've ever seen. Normal business practices among the many competitors of our titleman have seen those firms tremendously inflate prices. EW is able through special arrangements with "our titleman" offer you his entire portfolio at vastly reduced prices. Most of these titles are English and Irish Feudal Baronies which command the very highest prices on the market. According to our titleman's sources, there is a confabulation of major London auction houses trying to sabotage sales of "players" who "destabilize" the market. Seems there is an unspoken monopolistic illegal agreement between them that any legal feudal barony will not be sold by them for less than £20,000. EW, as always, defies convention and searches out the truth. The fact is, that these glamorous, glorious, supposedly "prestigious" London auction houses grossly inflate prices and try at all desperate costs to keep prices up for the buyer by any means. One doesn't have to look too far back and remember the legal judgment against Sotheby's and Christies collaboration between supposed competitors to keep prices up. And who pays when this happens? YOU. Our titleman has allowed EW to offer the following Feudal Baronies and Continental titles of nobility at realistic and true market prices -- no rip-off prices here! Only a fool would pay as much as 3 times the "real" price from some pretty dodgy title houses in London. The fact is you CAN obtain a barony for a fraction of what these colluding companies demand of you in payment. THE FACT IS THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE THE EXACT SAME DOCUMENTS FROM US AS YOU WOULD FROM THEM. A LITTLE RECENT HISTORY Yes, the title market is being shaken to the bone and in disarray. Much of this has to do with a little group lead by a destitute Earl, a mouth piece of a monorial society in the UK who tries to impart upon all who will listen his "wisdom" that titles cannot be bought. This is rubbish! Bought titles can be backed by law. This "wisdom of title can't be sold" comes from a man who has no degree whatsoever in law, history, genealogy, feudal law, or anything which governs titles. He is a farmer and pub owner in the pay and services of a manorial society in the UK--Great Britain. This pub owner has sold quite a number of Lordships of the Manor titles himself, through that manorial organization. HERE'S THE FACTS -- DON'T LET OTHERS CONFUSE YOU: First, you can very much sell feudal titles of nobility and this occurs quite legally under the Law of Property Act 1922 -1925 and the Conveyancing Act of 1881. The desperate earl seeks to confuse you by mixing and confusing the above two Acts of Parliament with the much different and later peerages act of 1925. This last act simply says that you cannot sell purely honorific titles granted by the Crown and it refers to titles created AFTER the land-based feudal titles which retain quite a number of land rights. such as minerals, hunting, fishing, fairs, markets, timber and countless other rights both present and historical. To obtain a title that will grant you the right to call yourself Lord or Lady X or Baron/Baroness X, you need not do anything illegal, but rather buy a feudal title that was once based on land tenure. One of the rights associated with the land [even though the land may have long been gone] is the right to noble status and to be regarded as such. Lordships of the Manor entitle you to nothing and they are not even on the list of precedence, whereas a proper conveyance of title based upon the Law of Property Act 1922-1925 and the Conveyancing Act of 1881 will grant you the right, style and status of nobility. You are committing no crime whatsoever and you will not be usurping any title that cannot legally be sold. EW has from time to time promoted titles sold through certain title men in Europe and elsewhere. Some of our potential sales never materialized for others in the title business duped our readers/clients into believing things that were not true about peerage law. Expat World, as you all realize, is not a noble title company. We are a publishing company and offer products and services of a unique worldly nature that we think our readers want, benefit from, enjoy or indulge in for pure pleasure. Saying this, we have investigated the basics of peerage law for our own benefit so we could offer titles from time to time to our clients with basic knowledge of the title field. We have learned one thing that should be remembered by all when offered a British title; the only legal way you can become a bonafide member of the British nobility is to buy a feudal title which is perfectly permissible in Law or have one bestoyed on you by the Queen....no matter how much some people may try to convince you otherwise. Now, the question is how much do you pay for a barony? Do you pay highly inflated London market prices or do you buy from an estate or portfolio as EW has been lucky enough to get to offer in a clearance sale? Our titleman can and will provide all of the documents and legalizations by qualified London solicitors with a physical street address, licensed and insured by the Law Society at guaranteeable lower prices. CUT TO THE CHASE -- It is your choice. EW through its title man has a very limited number available of these true and legitimate titles at prices which are often half of that which you would pay the London auction houses. If you wish to proceed with an acquisition of these titles, EW can tell you, as someone who has seen the prices other firms are asking for the same type titles, that you will be making a unwise decision not to buy if you possibly can afford to. The thing to remember about these titles is that they can be resold at a later date. We in no way offer these as investment pieces but we will tell you that many of the titles offered in the past have gone up an average of 700% in the last fifteen years; you pay no tax on them and they are considered intangible assets that you can freely trade without fear of government intervention. EW has been promoting selected titles from time to time over 15 years but never have we come across such a magnificent close-out offer as we are going to present to you today. if you have ever dreamed of becoming a baron, duke or prince, do it in this lifetime and not the next...do it while we have these completely legitimate titles, countersigned by the Queen's Secretary of State, duly recorded and still available AND at prices up to 1/3 of the price that the London "clique" will sell you the SAME legal product. ==== EW SPECIAL ================================= HERE IS WHAT IS AVAILABLE. GET YOUR FIRST CHOICE BY ORDERING TODAY: England & Ireland *Barony of Easton [Little Easton] US$17,000 reduced to US$10,000 *Barony of Castle Cary US$19,800 " " US$12,200 Barony of Barnstaple US$45,000 " " US$16,200 *Barony of Bradninch US$17,000 " " US$ 8,900 *Barony of Millstreet US$16,400 " " US$9,800 *Viscountcy & Barony of Kinaleah US$28,000 " " US$22,000 Barony of Mitchellstown US$18,000 " " US$11,200 France Barony of Cioches US$ 7,000 " " US$5,000 Barony of Gurnay US$ 7,000 " " US$5,000 *Barony of Vannes US$20,000 " " US$10,100 Germanic States Principality of Elten US$27,000 " " US$ 15,200 Principality of Quedlingburg US$17,900 " " US$13.100 Principality of Havelsberg US$20,000 " " US$13,100 * we have histories for * ones on disk Contact EW today at office@expatworld.net! ==== HUMOR, TRIVIA, NEWS AND MORE... ================ TRIVIA Born in 1643. He invented calculus, pioneered the field of optics, and investigated philosophy. However, he is probably more well known for his groundbreaking work, Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica. Who was he? A: Jim Carey B: Robert Hooke C: Johannes Kepler D: Isaac Newton (Answer below) ----- NEWS STORY Singaporeans are to be shown graphic images of the effects of sexually transmitted infections to try to dissuade them from having sex. Health officials are to distribute a 10-page magazine featuring colour pictures of people suffering from diseases such as gonorrhoea, chlamydia and syphilis. ----- TRAVELLER'S TALES SAFE AS HOUSES: Cheeky thieves broke into a police settlement in the Philippines, I heard from reader Thads Bentulan. "Even a camp full of cops is not safe from thieves any more," lamented the Philippine Star newspaper in a report on the incident. Superintendent Alfredo Aberte scoured his quarters in Camp Bagong Diwa in Taguig for his mobile phone and was surprised not to find it. "He proceeded to his car, which was parked outside the building, to check if the phone was there, but was surprised to see that the doors were unlocked and his possessions missing," the newspaper said. Senior officers are not sure whether the thefts were committed by people from outside the settlement or by people within it. ----- Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. --Groucho Marx ----- I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually. --James Baldwin ----- Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!" ----- TRIVIA ANSWER Born in 1643. He invented calculus, pioneered the field of optics, and investigated philosophy. However, he is probably more well known for his groundbreaking work, Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica. Who was he? The correct answer: B (Isaac Newton) ==== THE RESOURCE TIP ============================ SPAMGOURMET - EMAIL ADDRESS FOR YOUR SPAM Use SPAMGOURMET for a cool free service that lets you create a temporary email address. You specify the number of times the email address will work, and after that everything sent to it is trashed immediately. 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